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What characteristics does your ideal mate have?
Rebellious, rugged, dangerous.

Strong, dependable, kind.
Ambitious, intelligent, risk-taker.
Attractive, high maintenance, pretty boy.
Sensitive, romantic, passionate.

What gift would your perfect guy leave on your work desk?
A single red rose.
A diamond necklace.
A CD of songs that remind him of me.
A portrait of me…nude.
The underwear I left in his car.

What kind of car does your dream guy drive?
He doesn’t drive…but his chauffeur does.
A sporty two-seater.
A Toyota Prius.
A classic…something with some muscle.
He can pick me up in his pick

How would your perfect guy kiss you?
Nice and softly…he would be careful not to mess up my lipstick.
Deeply and passionately…so that we can feel our souls connect.
All tongue…all the time. Meow.
Sweetly, so that each kiss feels like the first one.
He would kiss me under the lights of Paris…after he flew us there.

How would he ask you to marry him?
He would write a love song for me, and in the chorus ask me to marry him.

He would burn the question in my yard.
He would ask my father’s permission, and then get down on one knee in front of my family at Christmas.
He would rent…no, buy a blimp, and fly a banner behind it asking me to marry him.
He would get himself all dolled up, take me out to a fancy dinner, and propose over a romantic, low-fat dessert.

You have had the worst day ever. What would your perfect guy do to cheer you up?
Whisk me away for a dream weekend vacation.
Share a little cuddle time while watching our favorite movie.
Treat me to a much needed mani/pedi.
Surprise me with theater tickets to my favorite show.
Take me out for a wild night on the town, and finish up with a wild night in the bedroom.

What kind of job does he have?
Pharmaceutical representative. 
Musician.
CEO of his own company.
Whatever pays the bills.
Firefighter.

Where would you and your perfect man go on your dream vacation?
Rome, Italy.

We would visit a spa in the mountains…who doesn’t love being pampered? 
We would hop on his Harley and head out West.
Hawaii. 
We would sail his yacht around the world.

You and your ideal man are stranded together on a deserted island…other than the OBVIOUS, how would you spend your time?
Baby, we never have time for anything but the OBVIOUS. Our love is white hot.
Lying in each other’s arms and enjoying the beautiful view.
Finding our inner Adam & Eve with palm leaf fashions.
Using our skills and resources to build a raft so that we could escape…we can do the OBVIOUS on our private island that he just purchased…not this deserted one.
Exploring the landscape, and each other.

Your perfect guy was a member of what clique in high school?
The popular/athletic crowd. 
The smart kids.
The pretty people.
The drama kids.
He skipped school to often to be in a clique.

What do you love most about your perfect guy?
He takes care of himself, and always looks nice…gotta love eye candy.
He is creative, and talented. It’s like having my own personal Renaissance Man.
He is so adventurous and spontaneous.
I love that I can count on him. I always know that he will be there for me.
I love that he is ambitious, and can hold an intellectual conversation with me.

How many children does your ideal man want to have?
He wants to let life decide.

Not really sure…I believe that he thinks of children more as “happy accidents.”
2 or 3…he at least wants a boy and a girl.
At least one to take over the company someday.
He doesn’t care…since having a child won’t mess up his figure.

What kind of pet does your perfect guy have?
A ball python.
A Chihuahua.
A Labrador retriever.
A tabby cat.
He doesn’t have a pet, but he has several staff members.

How do you imagine your guy will look in 10 years?
I think that he will look more like his father. But, that’s okay…his father is very handsome.
I think that he will age well, but appearances aren’t that important to me…I am in love with his mind, and his wallet isn’t bad either.
He will look like time has stood still…and I will be jealous. I hope I can keep up.
There is the potential for a beer gut, so maybe I’ll get him to switch to light beer now…I just hope that he never retires the leather jacket.
I don’t care as long as he still sings to me.

True or false: No guy is actually perfect.
True. We are all flawed (especially men), and you are delusional if you think otherwise. 
False. My snuggle monkey is my perfect, cuddly dream man!
False. I like to think I’m pretty perfect…

 

tru /A


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